Motivational Speaker and Lifestyle Coach Bristol Palin: "I'm a slut"

My Dear Friends in Bristol,

Let's start with this-

The bids by Sarah Palin and her daughter Bristol Palin to trademark their names and images have cleared a major hurdle and should soon be approved for the potential presidential candidate and her Dancing With the Stars child.

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Bristol Palin's is focused on "providing motivational speaking services in the field of life choices."

Then move on to this-

Are they real?

haha im a slut. but sounds good..what number?

I can't believe ellipsis

haha, my mom was asking me who i was on the phone with last night, and she said she heard everything i was saying..now she thinks im pregnant..<3

I've never seen or heard about these before. :\ forever

hey, hahaha i went and shoot a tree!! i was so scared of the kick-back and the noise though..everyone had to help me and i was embarrassed. but anyways how was your day?? tracks little bitch ass decited to tell my parents im a stoner..he's soo tight..and when i get home, im gonna kick him in the balls. you should have stayed home this week though, im flying out in like half an-hour..it's going to be gay, im going to glenalen..GAY

Probably.

And finish up with this-

Sometimes being a mama grizzly means you have to cast your cubs out of the den.