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| Alliteration! |
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| Bra slip! |
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| Gotta keep it tight for the politickin', ya see |
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:\ I just can't even with the physical thing anymore. It's too awful to make fun of. It makes me want to cry when I think about dressing yourself and being like "I'll put on this scarf, because it looks nice with my outfit" and trying to look past the fact that....there aren't enough ellipsis in the world. |
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| This has to be the worst part of the job. Pretending not to be completely freaked the fuck out when some weirdy dresses up like you and then approaches you for pictures (That she will plaster all over her walls) like its no big deal. /blehflehpepperspray |
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| Where's Waldo? (I hate myself) |
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| 1st- The chick in purple is an important friend/toadie, right? 2nd- What? |
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| I used to have hair like that guy until I realized that it made me look like a cunt. |
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| Because you were looking at the old lady, right? Don't judge me. |
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| :( Maybe he ran out of paint? |
