In a Nicole Coulter (Author of the greatest book ever written by a non-Palin) post at C4P, we learn that SarahPAC put out a message commenting on news reports that she was going to be meeting some political guy in Iowa.
Wouldn't it be nice if you could maybe put out a public statement that didn't sound like it was written by somebody's grumpy vagina? That is, of course, assuming that you actually give two shits about not making a fucking fool out of yourself constantly while what's left of your supporters are left to bob up and down in the rising tide of failure. Sure, you could take the high road and be like "obviously the media was wrong about something, but hey, how about some real world problems? Let's talk about those! OMG! Did you see that Obama opened up our emergency oil supplies!" but who wants to do that when instead you can put out three overly defensive and reactionary statements in a row about how the media lies? When I say "statements," though, really I mean catty verbal diarrhea usually reserved for bitching to your friends while you're a little buzzed on sangria. "Statement" implies a level of maturity or seriousness that, let's face it, has apparently completely eluded you at this point. But who needs seriousness and maturity when you can be "unconventional" instead! Well shit, turns out "unconventional" might just be a smooth way of saying "doing whatever the fuck I want and acting like it's all part of a grander plan." Good thing people don't spend their precious time and money defending you or anything (baw). Really though, I'm probably just hatin' because I'm jealous. I wish I could get paid to be like "FUCK IT! >:(" and act butthurt all the time. I suppose I'd have to travel through Butthurtville and Fuckittown in an obnoxious blue bus while yelling at people for looking at me, seeing as how that seems to go with the territory and all. While we're at it, let's throw a big parade and tell everybody we're throwing a parade but not tell them where it is and then when they show up be like "you ruined my parade."
I'm going to go freebase oil sands now. I hope it kills me.
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It's not so bad on this side of the fence, Uffda.
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Maybe it's because he's not an American citizen and he doesn't understand our foreign sensibilities, but I really don't think comparing Sarah Palin to the twin towers (or whatever), and the MSM to Muslim terrorists is going to fucking help her. This makes you look at wee bit fanatical/unbalanced. And I would just like to say that Katie Couric is worse than Hitler and that my treatment of Bristol is like the way the Nazi's treated Jews, Gypsies, and Homosexuals.
I'm going to go freebase oil sands now. I hope it kills me.
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It's not so bad on this side of the fence, Uffda.
Sometimes (sometimes) the media isn’t really trying to make things up, they’re just desperately trying to figure out what on earth you’re doing. You can’t exactly get upset when the media tries to find out what’s going on and comes up with the wrong answer. Try giving them the right answer to begin with.
But you don’t owe anything to the mainstream media, right? Okay, so just tell your supporters and let the media have the crumbs. Because right now your supporters are getting treated like the media.
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Maybe it's because he's not an American citizen and he doesn't understand our foreign sensibilities, but I really don't think comparing Sarah Palin to the twin towers (or whatever), and the MSM to Muslim terrorists is going to fucking help her. This makes you look at wee bit fanatical/unbalanced. And I would just like to say that Katie Couric is worse than Hitler and that my treatment of Bristol is like the way the Nazi's treated Jews, Gypsies, and Homosexuals.
It’s ironic that Joshua Green’s article The Tragedy of Sarah Palin came out just a few short days after the capture and killing of the 9/11 mastermind, Osama Bin Laden. While it is not obvious at first sight, the similarities between the 9/11 tragedies vs the American people and Sarah Palin vs the 2008 election, are quite mind boggling.
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While everything changed after the 9/11 attacks, it was just a one-day event. The attacks were atrocious but the actual attacks only lasted a couple of hours. The aftermath was terrible but the healing began the next day. On the other hand, the attacks on Governor Palin never ended. It is still ongoing.
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| I can't get the video to stop playing by itself, so if you want to watch it again- http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/12258383/sheya-loses-hisher-mind |
