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"Her heroic basketball performance in high school, when she played on a stress-fractured ankle and led her squad to the State championship"

Once when I was playing baseball as a little kid I got hit in the face with a ball and it knocked one of my teeth out, so I went over and handed it to my parents and then kept playing. Is that any indication of the kind of person I am today? No. Not even a little bit. When you rely on shit like this, you make her look ridiculous.

"the immortal grace and glory of her bringing her precious little Trig into this world, instead of murdering him, as so many on the Left would have done"

I really love when they prop Trig up as this idol so they can say things like "instead of murdering him" and call it "immortal grace and glory" when really it's just being strong-willed and secure in your convictions and has absolutely nothing to do with what "so many on the Left would have done" because I highly doubt that's what Sarah was thinking about when she didn't go get an abortion. I really, really, really hate when these cunts people act as if everything in life fits neatly into their political dichotomy or has something to do with some bombastic religious dogma when usually things in life, even if you're Sarah Palin, are mostly just personal choices that no one will ever fully understand because they're not in your head.

I replaced my old phone with a new phone because the old phone kept being a dick. I felt sorry for the old phone when I put him in his box to go back to Verizon. It's not his fault he's a little broken. I guess when faced with less than ideal phone circumstances instead of choosing life I murder my phone you get where I'm going with this and it's not even a good metaphor but I tried to get there and then it got away from me :( Time to rock

 
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