- Giant Sea Whelks
- Angry Jack's Shell Emporium
- Johnny Depp: Surf Instructor
What do all of these things have in common?
None of those yeasty messages are real. And it seems that in my unending quest for fun, I've unintentionally created the stoopidest strain of troof to date. Move over ear clones- there's a new sheriff in town.
I strongly dislike that you people think that I'm your friend. My blog is not a "make fun of Sarah Palin for all the old/tired/wrong/ridiculous reasons" spot. It's a "Sarah Palin could go back to being awesome any day now, but for some reason she insists on acting like an asshole, so until she does here's some blabbing about shit that annoys me" spot. There are plenty of legitimate (and, you know,
real) things for me to criticize Sarah Palin on without having to delve into your bizarre conspiracy theories.
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| Sea Whelks! |
My love affair with Spongebob Squarepants has nothing to do with secret knowledge of faked pregnancies, you fucking nutters. I like SBSP because he's what Sarah & Todd Palin used to be-
Fucking Cool. Now please leave me (and SpongeBob) out of your fever fantasies.
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| baw poor anonymous troofers |
It's also a cheap gimmick that fills up space so my blerg posts look bigger than they really are. >_>
