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double-entendre |
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| Oh, SillySarah. I consulted someone with XX chromosomes and they said that you're supposed to test the makeup on the back of your hand to make sure it matches your skin tone before you rub it all over your face. |
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| How cute. |
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| Brystal's award winning appearance on "Secret Life of the American Teenager" secretly scared the positive message of condoms onto this girl's subconscious. |
That's a literal fuck yeah.
Because abstinence is unrealistic horseshit at 11:40
Or maybe not?
1st- Jesus Christ, she really was
2nd- What happened to the original "abstinence is blue balls" message?
3rd- (Not literal) Fuck it! I'm going to go drown myself in a bucket of bleach now.
