Updated with updates- See if you can find them all, kids! Part 1- Ingrown Cunt Hairs
Let's start with the lady that named herself after male genitalia-
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| TheBigNothing that you dedicated two days of your life to. Thanks! ^_^ |
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| Supporting someone "no matter what" is a great way to go through life. That's the kind of attitude that gives Palin supporters the "cult" stigma and Fwank Bailey an audience for his shitty book. |
So apparently both of these wonderful human beings suffer from poor reading comprehension. In my emails with BS Mith of Politico, I repeatedly tell him that he can only see la DM tweets if he pinky promises not to share them with the public. And just for the Internet record, I didn't send him the tweets. He did update his original post to include my awesome statement though, so three cheers for BS Mith of Politico.
Now let us examine some very un-judeo-christian like behavior-
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| My unborn children will hate me forever because I gave TheDC some BigNothing tweets? |
Short of tracking me down and caving in my skull with an actual hammer, I fail to see what Rebecca can do to me. I'm a twenty-one year old
epileptic community college student living in New Jersey. I literally have nothing to take. I find this thirst for revenge to be quite creepy and off putting. And I'm willing to bet that
Rebecca shares my feelings. Why? Because unlike me (I never even made my confirmation), she's a good and honest member of the Catholic Church. Remember what her father said after he was shot by junkies? Forgive them. She probably just wants to put this whole episode behind her and get on with her life.
But what the fuck- I'll be staying at Harrah's Hotel Resort and Casino in Atlantic City this Saturday if anybody wants to take a shot at me. ;-)
Moving on-
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This was originally some chatter about what happened to a C4P post by Erruhuhpuffda and the Limey. A post that I never got around to reading :'(
Good thing Jesus came to me in a dream and showed me how to use Google.
Part 2- This is Google's cache
Just in case it goes away-
Editors Note: Kelsey and
Sheya were involved with this story from its inception a year ago. Below are their accounts on what they know, how they handled it and what went down behind the scenes.
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No? There wasn't any "inception" a year ago. I don't know how many fucking times I have to say it, but I guess once more can't hurt- I was trolling whores on the Internet for fun. That's what I do when I'm bored. Some people choose to obsessively archive every picture ever taken of Sarah Palin, I choose to troll whores for giggles. I've noticed that "professional" political whores are the most fun because they take everything so gOd damn seriously. Did all you fuckers reading this right now miss the numerous pics/gifs of Spongebob Squarepants?]
Kelsey:
So, you might have heard that the Daily Caller decided to turn itself into TMZ and published private direct twitter messages from Palin aide Rebecca Mansour. We’ve known this was coming for some time.
Rebecca knew Toki in passing before she ever went to work for Governor Palin. Toki used to blog with Joey Russo before C4P even got started. (Actually, Toki claims Russo only posted once; it was mostly Toki’s website.) Contrary to what some gutter sites are saying, Toki was not a C4P contributor. He used to comment on the website when it first got started, but hasn’t been around much for the past couple of years.
Months ago I was tipped off that Toki had posted a teaser post on his blog with some of the tweets screencapped and lines blacked out. I took it to the C4P editors who asked me to find out what the guy was up to. Toki sent me tips from time to time about the Palin-haters latest scumbaggeries, so I had contact with him. I asked him what was up.
He told me that he was out to get a “vanity post.” He said he wasn’t selling the tweets; he wanted someone to make him an offer so he could post the offer on his blog. Didn’t make much sense to me, but he took down his teaser post and we figured it was a done deal, at least for the time being. The email he sent to Politico he also forwarded to me at the time and I believe that at the time it still fell under the “vanity post” motivation umbrella. He e-mailed several sites about it. We even tested him on the money part. Sheya offered him money for the messages and he turned it down.
Months after this initial episode, the Daily Caller was brought into it. Toki claims that he did not sell the tweets; he gave them to the DC because they were one of the less scummy sites. At least that’s what he said. His reason for finally just giving them away was probably because of Bristol’s latest reality show. If you read his site you’ll notice that he has a major problem with Bristol being in the spotlight. It’s become somewhat of an obsession and his motivation in releasing those tweets was to embarrass Bristol. He even told me that whatever would happen to Rebecca was just collateral damage.
Days passed and the DC didn’t publish the piece. We started to think they were going to cling to a shred of credibility by not acting like an immature gossip site. Guess not.
Jonathan Strong claims he published the piece because people want to know how Governor Palin works. Excuse me, these direct messages were not from Sarah Palin. They were the opinions of one of Palin’s aides trying to calm down someone who was freaking out [
If by "freaking out" you mean "was so repulsed he felt like vomiting," then yeah, I was freaking out] because Bristol and Levi got back together. They were Rebecca’s opinions, it was a long time ago and a lot has happened since.
Rebecca approached the Governor before this story was published and told her everything. From the information we have, Governor Palin was understanding and forgiving [
How sad for Sarah. If that really is the case then either Sarah's kindness is a weakness that will lead her to repeated ass fuckings back stabbings, or she really is the drooling incompetent that the meanie cable news anchors portrayed her as.] Obviously, the Governor herself knows what it’s like to be betrayed; for private communications to be published just so someone can make a quick buck or get some attention. In RAM’s case it was a lesson learned.
Sheya: [Sheya is a boring, anti-fun ass who doesn't now what she's talking about.]
While I don’t condone lying, I do know why Rebecca’s initial instinct was to deny it. Let’s face it, we all send private emails and DM’s to friends we trust that we would not say publicly. Toki was a friend of hers; he was around C4P from the start and she built up a relationship with him. Toki was a Palin supporter, and we think he still is. He is just obsessed with the Palin kids. Rebecca tried to calm him down and by doing so the conversation went a little long. She trusted him the same way we trust our acquaintances; the only difference is that our friends don’t leak it to some gossip website, Rebecca’s did. What she did wrong was denying it, but even that is understandable when out of the blue you receive a phone call from a reporter asking you questions about a private conversation you had with a friend that could ultimately cost you your job, especially when you have not seen those tweets for over a year.Also, when you send someone a direct twitter message, you don’t get an email of the message you sent and the messages were long gone from the twitter account itself. This all happened a long time ago, so Rebecca couldn’t say with any degree of certainty what was fake and what wasn’t. We know this because Rebecca emailed us and asked us if we had copies because she didn’t remember. When Rebecca had the chance to review it she corrected her statement to the Daily Caller.I have seen all the tweets, even those not published, I am also in possession of the tweets Toki sent to Rebecca. Many of the now published tweets are taken way out of context. We are currently considering publishing them, or maybe the gossip site Daily Caller will offer me some gold coins and I’ll consider handing them over (Sorry, just lunch wont work). [Update: Just to clarify, publishing the tweets or offering them to the Daily Caller was a joke.]As for the journalistc ethics by the Daily Caller, other blogs have already covered that. You can read those at HotAir, The OtherMcCain, Riehl World View here and here, Red State, Ace , more from Ace here. Doug has more hereUpdate: As C4p does not link to gossip sites, we have now removed the Daily Caller from our blogroll. [
You do it all the time. Here's just one example-
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Whatever. I'll just be the dick that sits in the back and says "I told ya' so" when Sarah wastes an ungodly amount of money on a failed presidential run. And when Brystal releases a sex tape. And when Piper develops a debilitating drug problem
because of stupid shit like this. She's not seven years old anymore, assholes. She's going to be a teenager soon. If you insist on bringing her up in your weird wesbian wove twatter posts, please try to not treat her like a cwte wittle dumb puppy.
Random thought- If you have to make people sit though a two hour documentary film (don't call it a
reality show movie) about how awesome you were 4 1/2 years ago just so they'll think about maybe voting for you........ellipsis........... maybe you shouldn't be running for President of the United States. Seems like it would just be a big waste of time and resources. :\
Random Positive Outlook- Maybe after the documentary film was screened for her, Sarah had an epiphany and realized what a horrible dick she's been since resigning. Maybe she'll go back to the old Sarah. The one that didn't spout oversimplified rhetoric and dumb, repetitive catchphrases. Maybe everything is going to be better now!
Random Episode Of Reality Crashing In- Probably not :'(
Part 3- ¬_¬
Part 4- A few of my favorite immature gossip sites
EXCLUSIVE VIDEO: Bristol Palin: How Levi Johnston Proposed EXCLUSIVE: Bristol Palin, Levi Johnston Are Engaged! EXCLUSIVE DETAILS! Bristol Palin's Sexy Music Video Debut!WATCH! Bristol Palin make her acting debutEXCLUSIVE: Bristol Palin Tells US: Why I Changed My FaceEXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW: Bristol Palin: 'I Want To Set A Good Example For All Moms' Part 5- ¬_¬ ¬_¬
