Professor Brad Scharlott Exposed

Professor Brad Scharlott is a big fat fake. Using some of the most advanced photo analyzing technology available today, I believe that I have proven that Brad Scharlott is not who he says he is.

Just take a look-

Phony

Nothing in this photo makes any sense. Not the shadows, not the lighting, not the fat woman, not the ruffles in his shirt, not the kitchen tiled walls, not the pringles can, not the orange hat wearing Santa, not the security camera, not that red thing, not his distorted right eyebrow, not the check in his hand, and definitely not the dried semen stain on his belly. This doctored photo is clearly an elaborate hoax designed to cover up some sort of dark secret. Still don't believe me?    


How about this!

Fraud

Three different shades of hair? Bullshit. There are only two plausible explanations for this: 1- It's just another sloppy photoshop. 2- Brad Scharlott is the spawn of a human female and a male calico cat.

So who is the real Brad Scharlott? What dark secret is he trying to hide? Does he make Shannyn Moore ovulate? We may never know...

*UPDATE  I recently went down to my local library and started digging through the newspaper archives. It was there that I discovered the horrific troof-

Brad Scharlott is an alien Nat-zee sent from the Keoijripfewio-Delta5 sector

Refudiate that, bitches. B)