Bailey, You Magnificently Fat Bastard, I Read Your WordDoc



Book? Manuscript? Tome? Who gives a shit. Take a look that these super secret emails that may or may not exists because I may or may not have really read it. <_< >_> :o

For the benefit of everyone with a pulse, I'm leaving out Jeeaniehtjafdsnfdawk Devon's incoherent literary masturbation.

I did not, and would never, let two teenagers "live together"... and either Levi is lying, Tyra Banks is erroneously teasing her show with that claim, or they got Levi to say that, somehow taking it out of context. Todd and I are sick about that claim. Levi stayed at the house those first nights after Tripp was born, with the purpose of helping the baby and Bristol through the night.That lasted perhaps a week- he did not live with Bristol, we would have never permitted it, and bristol would never have wanted such a thing.

Sent: Jul 13, 2009 7:52 AM
Sickening, sickening. I watched levi this morning. Journalism ethics are non-existent. They sat there and let the coached puppet spew one lie after another, starting with "when I lived there..." And Anne Curry wraps it up with "Thanks for providing us insight into her..."

Normal person: Wow, looks like Levi really is a cock sucking liar. No wonder his own son will end up hating him.

Weirdo: Nuh uh! $ayayayay-ruha iz lying here. Just you wait for the book to come out. You just attackin' him cuz he be uh threat. He loves his son and America. He be uh true American parrot. :)

Normal person: So she lied to Frank Bailey, the guy who claims to be the one that she confided all of her evil plans for christian world domination to? I guess that means that all the other emails could be lies, too.

Weirdo: Nuh uh! All the others be 100% troof. You just be scared cuz he's a threat. :)

Normal person: How do you know which ones she's lying in and which ones are truth?

Weirdo: Cuz I just do, so meh! :)

Normal person: ¬_¬ This makes about as much sense as the accusation that Todd and Sarah hate each other so much that they don't talk and can't stand to be in the same room, but they also trust each other enough to plot out murder and plans of evil against their numerous innocent enemies.

Weidro: You just mad cuz we are a threat to the dominionist terrorist network.:)

Normal person: -_-

Weirdo: Autopens are an unethical evil! >:)

Troof!

 
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