Part 1- Ingrown Cunt Hairs
Let's start with the lady that named herself after male genitalia-
TheBigNothing that you dedicated two days of your life to. Thanks! ^_^ |
Supporting someone "no matter what" is a great way to go through life. That's the kind of attitude that gives Palin supporters the "cult" stigma and Fwank Bailey an audience for his shitty book. |
Now let us examine some very un-judeo-christian like behavior-
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My unborn children will hate me forever because I gave TheDC some BigNothing tweets? |
But what the fuck- I'll be staying at Harrah's Hotel Resort and Casino in Atlantic City this Saturday if anybody wants to take a shot at me. ;-)
Moving on-
Huh |
Good thing Jesus came to me in a dream and showed me how to use Google.
Part 2- This is Google's cache
Editors Note: Kelsey and
[No? There wasn't any "inception" a year ago. I don't know how many fucking times I have to say it, but I guess once more can't hurt- I was trolling whores on the Internet for fun. That's what I do when I'm bored. Some people choose to obsessively archive every picture ever taken of Sarah Palin, I choose to troll whores for giggles. I've noticed that "professional" political whores are the most fun because they take everything so gOd damn seriously. Did all you fuckers reading this right now miss the numerous pics/gifs of Spongebob Squarepants?]
Kelsey:
So, you might have heard that the Daily Caller decided to turn itself into TMZ and published private direct twitter messages from Palin aide Rebecca Mansour. We’ve known this was coming for some time.
Rebecca knew Toki in passing before she ever went to work for Governor Palin. Toki used to blog with Joey Russo before C4P even got started. (Actually, Toki claims Russo only posted once; it was mostly Toki’s website.) Contrary to what some gutter sites are saying, Toki was not a C4P contributor. He used to comment on the website when it first got started, but hasn’t been around much for the past couple of years.
Months ago I was tipped off that Toki had posted a teaser post on his blog with some of the tweets screencapped and lines blacked out. I took it to the C4P editors who asked me to find out what the guy was up to. Toki sent me tips from time to time about the Palin-haters latest scumbaggeries, so I had contact with him. I asked him what was up.
He told me that he was out to get a “vanity post.” He said he wasn’t selling the tweets; he wanted someone to make him an offer so he could post the offer on his blog. Didn’t make much sense to me, but he took down his teaser post and we figured it was a done deal, at least for the time being. The email he sent to Politico he also forwarded to me at the time and I believe that at the time it still fell under the “vanity post” motivation umbrella. He e-mailed several sites about it. We even tested him on the money part. Sheya offered him money for the messages and he turned it down.
Months after this initial episode, the Daily Caller was brought into it. Toki claims that he did not sell the tweets; he gave them to the DC because they were one of the less scummy sites. At least that’s what he said. His reason for finally just giving them away was probably because of Bristol’s latest reality show. If you read his site you’ll notice that he has a major problem with Bristol being in the spotlight. It’s become somewhat of an obsession and his motivation in releasing those tweets was to embarrass Bristol. He even told me that whatever would happen to Rebecca was just collateral damage.
Days passed and the DC didn’t publish the piece. We started to think they were going to cling to a shred of credibility by not acting like an immature gossip site. Guess not.
Jonathan Strong claims he published the piece because people want to know how Governor Palin works. Excuse me, these direct messages were not from Sarah Palin. They were the opinions of one of Palin’s aides trying to calm down someone who was freaking out [If by "freaking out" you mean "was so repulsed he felt like vomiting," then yeah, I was freaking out] because Bristol and Levi got back together. They were Rebecca’s opinions, it was a long time ago and a lot has happened since.
Rebecca approached the Governor before this story was published and told her everything. From the information we have, Governor Palin was understanding and forgiving [How sad for Sarah. If that really is the case then either Sarah's kindness is a weakness that will lead her to repeated ass fuckings back stabbings, or she really is the drooling incompetent that the meanie cable news anchors portrayed her as.] Obviously, the Governor herself knows what it’s like to be betrayed; for private communications to be published just so someone can make a quick buck or get some attention. In RAM’s case it was a lesson learned.
Sheya: [Sheya is a boring, anti-fun ass who doesn't now what she's talking about.]
Update: As C4p does not link to gossip sites, we have now removed the Daily Caller from our blogroll. [You do it all the time. Here's just one example- Boop]
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Whatever. I'll just be the dick that sits in the back and says "I told ya' so" when Sarah wastes an ungodly amount of money on a failed presidential run. And when Brystal releases a sex tape. And when Piper develops a debilitating drug problem because of stupid shit like this. She's not seven years old anymore, assholes. She's going to be a teenager soon. If you insist on bringing her up in your weird wesbian wove twatter posts, please try to not treat her like a cwte wittle dumb puppy.
Random thought- If you have to make people sit though a two hour documentary film (don't call it a
Random Positive Outlook- Maybe after the documentary film was screened for her, Sarah had an epiphany and realized what a horrible dick she's been since resigning. Maybe she'll go back to the old Sarah. The one that didn't spout oversimplified rhetoric and dumb, repetitive catchphrases. Maybe everything is going to be better now!
Random Episode Of Reality Crashing In- Probably not :'(
Part 3- ¬_¬
But now it's back |
Part 4- A few of my favorite immature gossip sites
EXCLUSIVE VIDEO: Bristol Palin: How Levi Johnston Proposed
EXCLUSIVE: Bristol Palin, Levi Johnston Are Engaged!
EXCLUSIVE DETAILS! Bristol Palin's Sexy Music Video Debut!
WATCH! Bristol Palin make her acting debut
EXCLUSIVE: Bristol Palin Tells US: Why I Changed My Face
EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW: Bristol Palin: 'I Want To Set A Good Example For All Moms'
Part 5- ¬_¬ ¬_¬
But now it's gone again |