I don't think a book about a teenage girl getting drunk and raped is going to make a good bed time story for little Timmy Smith. |
Eww, I hope she realizes that the 1,300 people that showed up weren't there to see her. |
I also don't think having a two(?) year old kid scribble his "signature" in a book about his mom getting drunk and raped is a good idea. I foresee a cocaine addiction in his future. |
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The memoir was co-written with author Nancy French, "on a very tight schedule to make sure the book was completed quickly while capturing Bristol's voice," Liate Stehlik, senior vice president and publisher of William Morrow, says by e-mail. "Both Bristol and Nancy share a strong Christian faith, which is captured in the pages of Not Afraid of Life."
What she wants: "Someone with the same religious beliefs as me and someone who's a family man." But "I have no time to date anyone right now."And yet-
You can't say on TV how much you hate? You know, if you're going to bullshit your mother's fans (who are operating under the stupid notion that by feeding your monster, they're also aiding Sarah's ambition by extension) about being a reformed and pious figure seeking redemption, can you at least try studying up on the basic bible blarrble? Things like "love your enemy" and "forgive him for he know not what he do (or something)".
This reminds me of that time she gushed to the whores at E! about how Crazy4Christ her and her new boyfriend were all while he was wondering on Facebook about what sex with a two hundred pound retarded woman would be like. And just think- if he and Bristol had stayed together just a wee bit longer, he wouldn't have to wonder about that any longer.-_- that was lame
I have to give her credit for knowing all the right buzz words though. She's a much better actress than her role on that ABC Family show will have you believe.
“I think she dresses a lot like my mom,” Bristol tells me. “But a lot, a lot of women have done that the last few years. I do think it’s odd, you know, seeing people with red blazers with their hair up with glasses.”
Bristol added a giggle before continuing her thought about Bachmann, a Congresswoman from Minnessota. “I don’t know if she’s wearing glasses but you want to be hummmm, do you think that people don’t notice you’re dressing like my mom?”¬_¬
For someone with an apparently new found (or strengthened) Christian faith, you sure do seem eager to jump into the mud wrestling pit, Bristol.
Jesus weeps.
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The following is a textbook example on how to make yourself look like a complete cunt while asking a reasonable question (What's up with all the "anger" and insults, Ms. Faith First Lady?)
Okay, enough is enough. It’s time to ask the question: what is it with Sarah Palin and all the bizarre sexual innuendos, accusations or insinuations about sexual predation that she levels against men who criticize her? No other politician, male or female, makes such frequent, public, sexually charged statements. Yet she is one who lectures America about Christian morals and values.Yeah!
If this woman is going to continue to try to exert power and influence, the American people deserve to know more about what appears to be her serious mental pathology.What? I thought she was just a poorly advised politician who stopped caring/trying two years ago. Are you being serious or is this just some extremely poor usage of hyperbole?
“Maybe Jay's missing his little lady and feels frustrated lately. I'll have to keep him away from Bristol."
“Sheeesh... He's basically just announced I'm not around HIM enough! Doesn't he know why? I have two teenaged daughters, everyone knows gotta' keep the young 'uns away from the likes of Jay.”
“Vajayjay's surely not impressing his constituents, eh? Is that the best Fairbanks can do?”
As her new book painfully points out (I guess my tweets weren't enough)- Whatever Brystal wants to do, Brystal's going to do. It seems to have always been that way, and now that she's a twenty year old single female (with a lot of cash on hand), I don't see that changing anytime soon. I seriously doubt that Sarah's opinion matters to Bristol one way or the other.
I would actually respect you more if you just came out and said that you think Chuck Heath raped his daughters, which is obviously what you're implying. To not do so makes you a limp, impotent pussy.
Your fixation with Sarah Palin’s fixation with sexual predation against her daughters is abnormal and appears pathological. Ohhhh!
Let me put it bluntly: In my opinion, Sarah Palin’s fixation with sexual predation against her daughters is abnormal and appears pathological. What is it in her own background and/or psychological profile that leads her to make these sexually-charged accusations? Was she sexually abused?¬_¬ Congratulations! Everybody who isn't retarded enough to believe that the ever bumbling Sarah Palin has the resources and ability to pull off an elaborate fake pregnancy scheme (you fruits really give her way too much credit) has just left. How can you slam Brystal for accusing Ricky Hollywood of "not date rape-rape" (and people for pointing out how creepy Jesse Griffin is for talking about wanting to teach boys how to suck cock) and then innocently wonder about Sarah getting raped during her childhood? You're no better.
I would actually respect you more if you just came out and said that you think Chuck Heath raped his daughters, which is obviously what you're implying. To not do so makes you a limp, impotent pussy.
Your fixation with Sarah Palin’s fixation with sexual predation against her daughters is abnormal and appears pathological. Ohhhh!
What is with the barely repressed sexuality merged with hostility? I know of no other public figure who makes such unsubstantiated and extremely serious allegations – not once, not twice, but multiple accusations of this type. This is bizarre.It's effective and lazy. That's why I do it all the time. There is nothing more effective at hurting someone's reputation than calling them a pervert. You can call someone an asshole all day long and they'll just laugh at you and flip you the bird. But nobody wants to be called a creepy sex pervert. Why? Because nobody (of good standing or with something to lose) is going to stick their neck out and defend a creepy sex pervert.
And what does it say about her view of her daughters? Does she view them as victims or as temptresses or sluts? Do they need to be protected, or do the men need to be protected from them? It’s a little unclear.:\ No? It's pretty clear that from the emails about Jay Whatever that she looking to protect them from old weirdos. All you have to do is look at Jay Whatever to realize that he's an awkward douche who lacks swagger. I don't know how you can watch a video of that "man" interact with other people and not come to the conclusion that he's a high functioning autistic with stunted social skills. No one is going to be fucking him. Ever.
If Sarah was looking to "protect" the men, then, er, she would say something like "Dear Ivy, You have to create some kind of diversion to keep the noble Jay Ramras away from work today. My red harlot daughters are going to be here today and I'm afraid that they're going to play their siren song and seduce that poor, poor man. We have to save Jay's maidenhead!" Really, Cunters, this doesn't even make sense and thing about it is starting to hurt my brain. Moving on!
Adding to this odd behavior, Palin’s use of crude sexual terms is something that no other politician gets away with as she does. I mean, please: “limp,” “impotent,” “no cojones,” “vajayjay.” How is it that this woman who portrays herself as a virtuous Christian can get away with using such crude language, again and again? Why does Sarah Palin get a pass, when this language would be completely unacceptable from anyone else? She wants to be President, for God’s sake!Now you're just talking like an uninformed vagina. Dick Cheney once called a guy a "motherfucker" during a meeting at the White House and later publicly bragged about it. Nobody cared. Rahm Emanuel's vulgarity and rage has become the stuff of legend. People think it's LOL funny. Joe Biden thinks everyday events are a "big fucking deal". He's an internet meme. Does "teabaggers" ring any bells? How about "Koch" suckers?
Do you honestly believe that Sarah Palin is the only politician to use cuss words? When was the last time you plucked your head out of the ass end of the Palinverse? The entire world is covered in filth. Politicians in South America drop the "no cojones" line all the time.
Calling men limp, impotent, and saying that they have "no cojones" is just a politer (but still admittedly undisciplined for a supposedly "serious" politician) way of of calling them pussies. That's why who all ways hear politicians level charges of "weakness" at each other.
"You're weak on terror!"
"You're weak on defense!"
"You're weak on the economy!"
They're calling each other pussies without actually saying it. The idea is to make your enemy look weak and emasculated, while you look empowered and strong. People tend to gravitate towards the strong.
Why do you think a fat, ugly retard like Alan Grayson, a man with absolutely zero redeeming qualities, was/is popular with liberals? It's because he picked fights with people.
Or maybe she just has chapped lips because she lives in an extremely cold environment? A nervous tick? A coincidence? Just is? Nahh, it must be because that she, too, is a creepy sex pervert sending subliminal sex messages about hawt sex. SEXXX!
When you're photographed 24/7 all the pictures aren't going to be glamor shots. Especially if they're taken while you're giving a boring political speech in front of a large crowd (which calls for exaggerated body/facial movements so idiots know when they're supposed to cheer).
I think both of the Obama's want to suck mah cawck. |
I would dearly love to see a psychological profile of Sarah Palin. Can you imagine what the Rorschach ink blots would evoke?
Public lice from Mars |