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Kathy Griffin behaved during her New Year's Eve broadcast, and kept from being yanked off the air (boss) as she warned would happen if she relapsed into bad language. (Read between the lines)
The comic set a resolution for 2011 -- taking on a new Palin in the new year. (:o)
"I've already gone for Sarah, Todd and Bristol obviously," Griffin tells The Hollywood Reporter. "But I think it's Willow's year to go down." (I'm sure Todd spent hours weeping in a corner when he found out that some orange skag named Kathy Not Gifford made an "original joke" about him. And maybe I'm reading this wrong, but it seems like Kathy is implying that she went down on Sarah, Todd, and Bristol. Oh God, I take it back. They probably were weeping in the corner for hours.)
"In 2011 I want to offend a new Palin," she vows. (:o)
While the daughter of former Alaska governor Sarah Palin is 16, Griffin feels she's fair game, pointing to Palin's widely reported use of homophobic slurs on Facebook in November.
"She's called people a fa---t on Facebook a couple of times," says Griffin. (LOL let me try to fix that)
She's called people a faggot on Facebook a couple of times (wrong)
She has called people a faggot on Facebook a couple of times (still wrong)
She has called a couple of people faggots on Facebook.(good.)
"You don't throw around the f-word without hearing from me about it." (Of course not, sweetheart. Not because you actually give a shit about fags, but because you have to for "career" obligations. Your manager must have realized that you lack anything closely resembling talent, so he concocted a brilliant strategy of pandering to fags with low self-esteem. That's homely girl 101.)
Another resolution included "going to church more." (leelolz -_-)
A couple of sentences and I'm already completely irritated by her mere existence on the same planet. Fun fact- Her brother raped children.
The comic set a resolution for 2011 -- taking on a new Palin in the new year. (:o)
"I've already gone for Sarah, Todd and Bristol obviously," Griffin tells The Hollywood Reporter. "But I think it's Willow's year to go down." (I'm sure Todd spent hours weeping in a corner when he found out that some orange skag named Kathy Not Gifford made an "original joke" about him. And maybe I'm reading this wrong, but it seems like Kathy is implying that she went down on Sarah, Todd, and Bristol. Oh God, I take it back. They probably were weeping in the corner for hours.)
"In 2011 I want to offend a new Palin," she vows. (:o)
While the daughter of former Alaska governor Sarah Palin is 16, Griffin feels she's fair game, pointing to Palin's widely reported use of homophobic slur
"She's called people a fa---t on Facebook a couple of times," says Griffin. (LOL let me try to fix that)
She's called people a faggot on Facebook a couple of times (wrong)
She has called people a faggot on Facebook a couple of times (still wrong)
She has called a couple of people faggots on Facebook.(good.)
"You don't throw around the f-word without hearing from me about it." (Of course not, sweetheart. Not because you actually give a shit about fags, but because you have to for "career" obligations. Your manager must have realized that you lack anything closely resembling talent, so he concocted a brilliant strategy of pandering to fags with low self-esteem. That's homely girl 101.)
Another resolution included "going to church more." (leelolz -_-)
A couple of sentences and I'm already completely irritated by her mere existence on the same planet. Fun fact- Her brother raped children.
Were you horny?
