And I'm The King Of Italy

Even if I was able to overcome the nausea, I don't think I could get more than half-mast for that pig.

Right, so the biggest blunder in this fantasy, besides tons-of-fun, is that the smear artists said that Todd was having an "affair" with Krisy Kreme over there. Your average cynical asshole might believe that she jacked him off once when the lights weren't on, but to carry out a full fledged "affair" with that man beast? No f'n way.