How My Mind Works & A Series Of Events That Should Make You Believe In Coincidences FerRul

If you're anything like me, you spend an inordinate amount of time thinking about me. And really, why the fuck not? After all, I am the one true master and commander ruling over all of God's domain. I'm so fantastic that there's a 99.99% chance that I'm not going to complete this sentence, and it won't matter because I

So with all in mind I'm going to answer the question that has haunted 30 year old women who identify themselves by ethnicity first (ex- Cuban) (like that's even something to be proud of) for years- Just how did this dashing/charming/handsome/beautiful/stunning/gorgeous man come up with is internet name? Behold!

The tale is told below!

WAR

The year was 1951. The place was a small Korean village. Fast cars, easy women, and racism ruled that wasted land. My Grandpa was neck deep in the shit. He couldn't have been happier.

3 days later-
I had a big thing planned, but fuck that now. I'm lazy.

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This shit was supposed to be done and posted earlier, but I got caught up in my lethargy, and then a bunch of people got shot in the face. Long story short time-

Toki is Korean for rabbit

Grandpa called me Toki for reasons only known to him.

Toki is an irradiated Christ-like figure in a weird Jap show where people's heads explode. The show called Fist of the North North Star. It was on the encoreAction channel (351) at midnight. I enjoyed it.

Sarah Palin is from Alaska. Alaska is big on North Star terminology. If you can't connect these dots by yourself at this point....did I mention lazzzzzzzzzzzzzzyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy