You haven't done anything to anybody. You really are the only innocent in this three year tale filled with disappointing children, scheming jagoffs, devoted incompetents, and just plain ol' mean motherfuckers.
While the defiant "never sit down, never (surrender) shut up!" attitude may make you feel good in the short term, it will fail you in the long term. You'll eventually lose the ability to spread "the message" entirely. They control the volume on your microphone, and they'll make sure that they get the last word on your existence. Your responses will be regulated to the bowels (self-awareness) of the internet. Not only is that sad and pathetic, that's exactly what they want. You're playing straight into their hand.
Apathy is your true savior. Adopting an apathetic attitude toward those angry cunts will get you the victory that you deserve. Fire your incompetent staff. Write more redundant books. (Shit, even something like a Palin family cookbook filled with generic bullshit would sell hundreds of thousands of copies.) Double-check to make sure that you get paid mega-bucks when your TV show goes into syndication. Get an endorsement deal for some outdoorsy crap. (Seriously, if we learned anything from your TV show, it's that you can sell clothes like Barbie sells eating disorders.) If you're really feeling enterprising why not start your own brand of whatever? A new clothing line sure would bring a lot of jobs to poor third world shit holes. You would be spreading happiness and wealth world wide. :)
Kicking back on that bear skin rug and counting your money stacks while depressed skags bitch about meaningless political games is the greatest victory you can hope to achieve.
*Asshole-
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| Because this is neither gross or creepy |
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| bwcawk! |
Puffy asshole w/ mannish cock holster-
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| :o This is them failing at being presentable |
