Being An Alaskan Blogger Isn't So Tough

The following is totally inappropriate for everyone and I hate myself for creating it-

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Who is the real father!?!


It's only a matter of time before the Obama's morally corrupt lies are exposed to the whole world! Word on the street is that when Michelle is ovulating she spends her time teaching the girls how to swish their hips and suck cock to avoid the coming draft since being a degenerate drug addict no longer keeps you exempt. She also found out that Barry relapsed and was seeing Larry (his gay lover/coke dealer) and Vera (his dominatrix) again, so she physically attacked him with a can of Campbell's chunky soup and threw her wedding band into the Lincoln Memorial reflecting pool after she recovered from another one of her daily crying fits. Word is that a divorce is definitely on way.

If you have any tips please email me at Obamaisafaggydipshitassholewithnocharacteranddidimentionthatheisacunt@yahoo.com

More to come...
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I'm so ashamed

 
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