But If She Does

decide to run for the presidency in 2012, then I would like it very much if she followed these two simple rules-

1. Don't get photographed eating phallic shaped food

It's not a good look.

2- Stop talking about your fucking kids.(ex-Bristol is currently with you and working as your assistant) The only people who care about that shit are the deranged weirdos that hate/stalk you.