Forgo The Presidency

Fuck that noise

Pshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Who needs it? You know what you'll get from the presidency besides the eternal scorn and hatred from half of the dumb populace?

• Gray hair
• Deep wrinkles
• Crows feet
• Ulcers
• Forever second guessing your decisions
• The loss whatever semblance of privacy you have left
• All the joy and happiness you have left getting sucked away as you fall under constant harassment
• Code Pink whores camping outside of your house years after you leave office
• Stress related diseases 

And all that for what? People will always find something to bitch about. Nothing you do as president will ever be enough to satisfy the selfish, lazy pig people. The President's office is so far up on the ladder of power that its kind of unfair for assholes to expect it to effect the average citizen's life in any real meaningful way, but that won't stop the legion of self-important pricks from blaming you for the local neighborhood's decay. One of the positives about being apart of a small, local government is that 99.9% of people who elected you don't know what you look like, or can even remember your name.

And if by some miracle you are able to enact positive changes, you will be denied credit because whenever positive shit gets done governing suddenly becomes a collaborative effort. It's like Plato said "It is not worth doing if you do not get credit". The only thing you're guaranteed as President is your face being printed on the last page of social studies textbooks, where a bunch of pisspants kids will doodle penises, swastikas, and Hitler mustaches all over it. Joy.

Your real problem isn't the Lamestream Media, but in fact the Lamestream Public. I'd like to use these hapless cunts as an example. Notice how their seal like audience just gobbles up that factually challenged horseshit like its candy. They don't know that Loughner was a fan of the Communist Manifesto. They don't know that Loughner liked to burn American flags and hated Bush. They don't know that he donned red panties and jacked off to the left-wing conspiracy movie Zeitgeist. Why don't they know? Because they themselves are lazy, hapless cunts. They just go about their monotonous business, absorbing whatever they hear in the background "blah blah shooting blah blah Sarah Palin blah blah cross-hair map" and accept it as fact. Lazy twats like that don't deserve to be saved.

Best thing for you to do come election time is go on a long vacation. Forget about the news, forget about the democrats, forget about the republicans, forget about cuntface hollywood, forget about old man McWeirdo and his creepy book, forget about whiny church fags who think you "owe" them something, forget about the world.

Get rich. Isolate yourself. Have fun.

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