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| Bristol is a big fat fatty |
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| ^Read from the bottom up^ |
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| ^Read from the bottom up^ |
Uh-Oh! Bristol is still looking fat and wearing a scarf, so she must be pregnant, right? Well, no not really.
Take into account the fact that she recently got into a stupid war of words with Keith Olbermann (link) over an abstinence commercial she was in. Why would she call him an asshole for making fun of her for staring in a safe sex ad while several months pregnant? And why would she travel to a disease infested third world shit hole? Duh...
But how did big fat fatty get so fatty fat fat when her momma is a little skinny mini? Remember on TLC when they had a cooking competition? Bristol covered her halibut in mayonnaise and potato chips. Not a big mystery. :(
As for the scarf... I have no fucking clue why she's wearing it. It's pretty fucking ugly and weird looking (xenophobia coming up), so it might be some local garb that the villagers wear. Maybe she's afraid of malaria mosquitoes, and she wearing that as some sort of (funny double entendre coming up) protection. Maybe she just likes wearing stupid looking winter clothes on shitty tropical islands, I don't know.
On the other hand... :'(
She has proven herself to be a complete fucking moron on more than one occasion, so publicly calling Olby out for saying she is a hypocrite while actually being pregnant wouldn't surprise me. Sad but true. stupid fucking scarf/ellipsis
<_< New conspiracy theory- Bristol is visiting that shit hole country to either drink the cholera water to kill the baby, or to get a secret underground Haitian abortion. >_> Evil Palin "white-washing"
Am I a hypocrite for calling Bristol a big fat fatty? After all, I did say that Kathy Griffin looked like she had AIDS and troops were killing themselves after seeing her sagging ass in a bikini when she called Bristol fat.
Fuck no it doesn't make me a hypocrite. I'm better than Kathy Griffin, and only I can criticize Bristol's tubby body. Mleh!
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| Is Palin sending subliminal messages to Bristol? |
