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LAS VEGAS -- Anyone hoping for bad girl antics and wild nights in Hollywood from Bristol Palin’s new reality TV project with her “Dancing with the Stars” pal Kyle Massey and his brother Christopher are likely to be disappointed. The way the Masseys described the show backstage at the 38^th Annual Daytime Emmy Awards made it sound closer to “Three’s Company,” but more wholesome (and, we’re guessing, not as funny). “Bristol’s coming down from Alaska to live with us in L.A.,” Kyle said backstage at the Daytime Emmy Awards. “It’s pretty much us living life in L.A and showing her how we circulate in Hollywood.”

And we weren’t kidding about the wholesome angle. Kyle added, “It’s really charity based. My brother and I have really been vocal about our part in chart in charity. We want to show that you can have fun in life without going to clubs.”

“But clubs are fun,” Christopher admitted.

"And I do both,” Kyle said with a grin. Still, Palin may not be able to hit the clubs with the brothers in any case. “She’s definitely going to bring her baby with her,” Christopher said. “Because it would be mean not to.”

While the friendship between Kyle and Palin may seem odd, he credits their kinship to the pressure cooker experience of “DWTS.” “The nervous energy, it really brought us all together,” he says. “Bristol’s cool. I call her all the time.” But not to whisper sweet nothings, mind you. As to tabloid reports of romance, Kyle says, “We just laugh about it.” Well, we'd still like him more than Levi Johnston in any case.

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I've always hated sports. I've always hated people that watch sports. I've always hated people that play sports. For all the alleged "good" sports do for our young people, like teaching them leadership skills and shit like that, they also do a lot of bad. It has been scientifically proven that a life in sports will leave you with drug addiction, alcohol addiction, gambling addiction, porn addiction, narcissistic personality disorders, crippling pain, arthritis, fungal infections, crabs, worms, concussions, ALS, CTE, VD, AIDS, and cancer. Being a professional athlete also greatly increases the chances that you will commit suicide and murder/rape someone.

And despite what anybody says running/jogging isn't a sport. Fuck the Olympics. Track is a lie.

Chris Christie approved-

Fact- Obesity breeds perversion

Best foot forward? Not exactly for New York Jets head coach Rex Ryan.

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Ryan, 48, was barraged with questions about the issue at a press conference on Wednesday but repeatedly insisted it was "a personal matter" that he would not discuss.

The Web-site profiles explicitly detail a couple's sexual interests, including threesomes and sexual "torture."

For a full fledged nose dive into their sickness go here- ICK

And let this be a lesson to all the young people (girls) who have already caused their families (mothers) enough grief- Stay the fuck away from any and all image capturing devices. Seriously. Taking videos and/or pictures have nothing to do with showing someone how much you "love" them, and boys lie 99.99% of the time about everything. They will show the video and/or pictures to their friends and if they say the deleted them you can guarantee that they're lying. No straight male would ever delete free boobs.

Nothing is sacred

Just A Big Ol' Fat Tub Of Ass

Even the dog is ugly

Potential GOP presidential candidate Mike Huckabee says Sarah Palin’s wrong and Michelle Obama’s right, at least when it comes to the first lady’s push to combat unsightly fat kids.

Archangel Michael Huckabee siding with First Lady Tubs McGoobertaint on this issue makes perfect sense when you consider their shared background. They both suffer from severe anti-social personality disorders which led them to develop large egos and delusional fantasies of superiority during their developmental years. Unsurprisingly the normal children found these traits unattractive and ostracized Huck n' Tubs from all group activities. The constant isolation and ridicule eventually drove them both mad and straight into the comforting yellow arms of Twinkie the Kid. Government intervention is always going to be the answer for porkers who grew up indulging their every glutinous whim. Only an official mandate from "The Man" can get them to stop blaming themselves and start blaming Little Debbie and her delicious Zebra Cakes.

Woe is fatty life

PS-

Your husband is gay

Social Networking And "Derangled" People

From GVS twitter page-

Bristol is a big fat fatty

^Read from the bottom up^

Uh-Oh! Bristol is still looking fat and wearing a scarf, so she must be pregnant, right? Well, no not really.

Take into account the fact that she recently got into a stupid war of words with Keith Olbermann (link) over an abstinence commercial she was in. Why would she call him an asshole for making fun of her for staring in a safe sex ad while several months pregnant? And why would she travel to a disease infested third world shit hole? Duh...

But how did big fat fatty get so fatty fat fat when her momma is a little skinny mini? Remember on TLC when they had a cooking competition? Bristol covered her halibut in mayonnaise and potato chips. Not a big mystery. :(

As for the scarf... I have no fucking clue why she's wearing it. It's pretty fucking ugly and weird looking (xenophobia coming up), so it might be some local garb that the villagers wear. Maybe she's afraid of malaria mosquitoes, and she wearing that as some sort of (funny double entendre coming up) protection. Maybe she just likes wearing stupid looking winter clothes on shitty tropical islands, I don't know.

On the other hand... :'(

She has proven herself to be a complete fucking moron on more than one occasion, so publicly calling Olby out for saying she is a hypocrite while actually being pregnant wouldn't surprise me. Sad but true. stupid fucking scarf/ellipsis

<_< New conspiracy theory- Bristol is visiting that shit hole country to either drink the cholera water to kill the baby, or to get a secret underground Haitian abortion. >_> Evil Palin "white-washing"

Now lets bring it all back to me-

Am I a hypocrite for calling Bristol a big fat fatty? After all, I did say that Kathy Griffin looked like she had AIDS and troops were killing themselves after seeing her sagging ass in a bikini when she called Bristol fat.

Fuck no it doesn't make me a hypocrite. I'm better than Kathy Griffin, and only I can criticize Bristol's tubby body. Mleh!