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Potential GOP presidential candidate Mike Huckabee says Sarah Palin’s wrong and Michelle Obama’s right, at least when it comes to the first lady’s push to combat unsightly fat kids.
Archangel Michael Huckabee siding with First Lady Tubs McGoobertaint on this issue makes perfect sense when you consider their shared background. They both suffer from severe anti-social personality disorders which led them to develop large egos and delusional fantasies of superiority during their developmental years. Unsurprisingly the normal children found these traits unattractive and ostracized Huck n' Tubs from all group activities. The constant isolation and ridicule eventually drove them both mad and straight into the comforting yellow arms of Twinkie the Kid. Government intervention is always going to be the answer for porkers who grew up indulging their every glutinous whim. Only an official mandate from "The Man" can get them to stop blaming themselves and start blaming Little Debbie and her delicious Zebra Cakes.
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| Woe is fatty life |
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