Silly Muslims

Those crazy Muslims sure are good for a laugh

How does Islam protect people from the evil of debt and homelessness? When did debt and homelessness become evil? Muslims are going to protect people from violence? Really? I hope this is a parody.

And someone should really tell the sick fucks in Afghanistan about the pedophilia

Die

For a male to have sex with a boy is considered a "foible," the report said. By contrast, having sex with an "ineligible woman" would set up "issues of revenge and honor killings."

Even more disturbing-

When U.S. civil affairs teams (and other special forces units) quietly investigated the problem, they quickly discovered a common denominator. Virtually all of the younger men who beat their wives (over their inability to become pregnant) had been former "apprentices" of older Afghan men, who used them for their sexual pleasure. Upon entering marriage, whatever the men knew of sex had been learned during their "apprenticeship," at the hands of the older man. To put it bluntly, some of the younger Afghans were unfamiliar with the desired (and required) mechanics for conception.

You would think they would ask a few questions about the lady parts upon their first time viewing them, but I guess being raped by weird men in the desert for your whole childhood robs you of curiosity. And the women are probably too terrified of being stoned/hanged/shot/boiled/mutilated/doused in acid/beaten to inform the men about the wonders of the vagina. Islam must be one seriously powerful cult to rob human beings of their basic instinct.

In conclusion- Christmas > Bullshit No Fun Muslim Equivalent