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- She surrounded herself with incompetent jackholes, who are in far over their head. I guessing that the anonymous attacks from the "McCain Campaign" left her feeling a little paranoid, so she started farming all of her "talent" from C4P. She could definitely trust those people, right? FFS, they have 4Palin in their name. If only she could have seen what Conservatives4Palin.blogspot.com looked like before Joey24007 got ramrocks to join him. It kinda looked like fotns-vf.blogspot.com, but 1,000,000x worse. And they (she) also fail(s) on the trustworthiness bit too, but I'll have more on that much later.
- She adopted the blogger mentality (which I'm going to blame on the C4P imports) of commenting on anything and everything no matter how irrelevant and stupid it may be ex: Carrie Prejean and Dr. Fucking Laura. And during this pointless blabble/twitter storm of her own creation, she made several embarrassing grammatical errors. When a good majority of the voting populous already think that you're a drooling moron, it's a really good idea to avoid fucking up simple words like "admittance" and "admission." Even more so since it seems that she has a perpetual hard on for adjectives. You would think that after the first couple of times it happened that she would slow down when talking, and double check her oh so important tweets, but no- she kept on chugging along the fuck up road to Failsville, USA. This would lead the casual observer to think that A) She's lazy and doesn't give a shit, B) She really is as stupid as the media portrayed her to be, or C) She's lazy and oblivious to the problem, and her numbnut advisers can't bring themselves to tell her the bad news. I'm going to go with C because the others are too disheartening.
- She never took the time to sit down and shut up. This one is directly related with the last dash. In the 24/7 news cycle people can get pretty tired of seeing your face and hearing your voice extremely quick. When you're doing your own thing, commenting on shit that won't matter in seven days, and all of a sudden your first born daughter decides to go on the most watched twelve week vacation to "find herself", or some bullshit, it really puts a fucking drain on people's minds. Add to that a book tour for a completely redundant book that doesn't advance anything meaningful to people's lives and a 8 week TV show.... fuck. Glad to see that she seems to have quieted down recently. Not spending every single day in the public eye has done wonders for Huckabee and Romney.
-Bristol. Bristol. Bristol. Bertolli. This might be the hardest pill for her to swallow, but Bristol is a big, fat, annoying tub of miserable failure. She could have avoided a ton of headaches and the "trashy hillbilly" smears if Bristol decided to not let that cock sucking scumbag ejaculate inside her womb. Woe is life. Bertolli should have been pushed into a deep hole a long time ago. I don't know the names of any of the other 2012 contenders kids and I wouldn't be able to pick any of them out of a crowd. I fucking love that. Sadly, if her facebook is any indication, Bristol is going to be tagging along with mom on all of her fun adventures. ( I would love to know how Bertolli's beautiful mind plans to better a third world shit hole like Haiti.)
- The media and public think of her as an unserious person, so she decides to become an overly descriptive stand up comedian: "anti-dendite puppy-kicking, chain-smoking (adjectives!) porn producers." WTF?
There is a lot more, but this is way more depressing than I thought it was going to be. It's not all bad though. She does get some pretty cool consolation prizes. The most awesome, of course, is getting fucking rich. I've always believed that getting paid is awesome, and anyone who tries to use that as a slam against her is probably a jealous testicular cyst. I hope that Todd makes it rain one hundred dollar bills on that bearskin rug by the fire every single day. The other prize is knowing that the GOP cunts that are spitting on her now will turn her into a conservative demigod after she dies. Being worshiped for eternity is always fun!
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