It's Not A Reality Show (<-That Is A Lie)

1. Why would she allow them to portray her 16 year old daughter in such a manner?
2. What does Willow's love life have to do with exploring Alaska?
3. Willow is probably going to get made fun of on the playground for this.
4. Why would she allow them to film a doofy Alaskan teen male?
5. Does she not have to deal with enough of those creatures in her life?
6. Does she realize that she just supplied Playgirl with its next centerfold?
7. I can't wait for that asshole's media tour.
8. Why no clips of the Gosselin clan excavating fossilized whale shit?.
9. I'll still watch because some guy once said that misery loves company.