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Playgirl VP of Marketing Daniel Nardicio has responded to Palin's comments, telling PopEater (via Naughty But Nice Rob) that the one-time Alaskan governor is being "absolutely absurd."
"Making Levi, who's an adult by the way, a victim is a fantasy," Nardicio tells us. "Much like her bid for the Presidency. It was more disgusting to watch her parade him around the Republican National Convention when anyone with a brain knew he wasn't going to marry Bristol after the election. It was a total stunt. The only 'price he had to pay' was child support."
There is so much gay sass in this statement that I'm forced to break out the bullet list. He's almost as gay as Alaskan kids on facebook.
- Can someone who names himself "Ricky Hollywood" really be considered an adult? Nope. Looking back at his childhood it becomes quite clear that he is, in fact, a victim. He spent most of his youth fending off his perpetually horny sister, and watching violent fights between his parents that regularly ended with his father beating his mother with soup cans. His father laater left to "get some milk" and was never seen again. The only thing he left behind for the family was scabies. He spent the rest of his developmental years checking to see if his urine soaked mother was still breathing after she fell into another one of her drug comas.
- What semen stained universe are you living in? "It was more disgusting to watch her parade him around.. blah blah blah" You obviously don't have a gag reflex. But you're right, the whole nation was quaking in revulsion for the 5 seconds his doofy face on camera.
- "It was a total stunt" Kind of like everything Ricky Cummonger has been doing since the convention, right? The same convention where he was paraded around as some sort of elephantman, right? Wait... is that a contradiction I smell, or did you fart out another bowl of fruity pebbles?
- "They only price he had to pay was child support (that he doesn't pay)"Be sure to remind him of that when he's a bald, fat, lonely, forty year old alcoholic with no relationship with his child.
In a parting shot, Nardicio tweaks Palin using her gaffe during the 2008 presidential election when she had difficulty naming publications that she reads.
"I guess she can now come up with a magazine she DOESN'T regularly read -- Playgirl."
¬_¬ What? You mean she doesn't read gay jerk off magazines? Was that supposed to be an insult? I think he made a mistake. I think he meant to say that she...aw, fuck it- You go, girlfriend! *fingersnaps* |
| They spelled "pics" wrong |
