Even More Expert Analysis

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One Sarah Palin supporter wrote, "literally, 'I'm coming to your house tomorrow to murder you,'" said Griffin during the stand-up special.

But you obviously didn't so you're a liar and you suck, ThreatenToKillOnTwitterGuy. Did something come up that forced you to reschedule the murder? It's always wise to keep a loose time table when planning a violent/painful murder. That way you can adjust to unforeseen circumstances and it has the added bonus of keeping your target off balance and trapped in a never ending cycle of fear because they don't know when death will strike. Duh! 

But she noted, "The Palin Army probably could never really survive against the Gay Army.  Because we don't need guns.  We have sarcasm and we have snark and we have our verbal [beep] rapier wit and, dammit, that's how we conquer."

¬_¬  Let me see if I understand this- according to the dry poon, the "Palin Army" could never really kinda sorta maybe IDK check with me later survive against the "Gay Army" because the self-loathing and insecure fags gays will call your shoes ugly and say that you need to wax your eyebrows. :\ Okay. Truth is the "Gay Army" is solely comprised of self-loathing homosexuals with a pathological need to be "accepted" by everyone around them. They regularly confuse apathy with bigotry and don't realize that people don't "hate" them, they just find them to be annoying and obnoxious. Poor them :'(  The rest of the "Gay Army" is made up of childless/lonely women that take advantage of the unstable gays to meet their own selfish ends.

It's easier to call them fags.