Hello, Women

Did you know that for every 3 women in the world one of them has a leaky vagina? Pretty fucking gross. I bring great news for these unlucky women- Poise! It looks kinda like a half-a-diaper and I'm assuming that you put in between your poon and panties:\ ick. The idea seems to be that instead of dribbling urine down your leg, you dribble onto this absorbing pad contraption. I would recommend bathing your vagina in clean water everyday if you're going to use this thing though. Having a piss soaked pad rubbing against your cooch all day seems unsanitary. Seriously, you're probably going to get a pretty bad infection if you use this and don't bathe everyday. :(

At least you don't have to worry about getting prostate cancer. :)

Buy Poise >:|

Learn all about these pouty pussy pads at www.poise.com

You can buy them online if you're too embarrassed to buy them at CVS.