So What Do The Emails Really Show?

They show a successful woman who, when not gossiping about notorious slut Lyda Green, was super busy being the perfect blend of charismatic and boring. That woman is dead. Now we have a hyper-partisan freak show that farts confetti and produces crappy reality TV programs. Woe is my part-part-part-part time dotblogspotdotcom life.

Present day

The "too boring" guys make you want to hang yourself with your own shoe laces two minutes into a speech. Also please take note of the various "asshole" offshoots presented in this MS-Paint droring.

Question-


Green said she did mention some concerns to a deputy commissioner under Monegan because she heard several accounts of Palin's visit to a rural correctional facility when the governor rode on a truck without a baby seat for Trig. "It had already been in the newspaper that she was observed going into Anchorage, and the baby wasn't in restraints and the children weren't in restraints," Green told POLITICO.

What the fuck was she doing at a rural correctional facility?

Backstab- A Thing

As I said on twatter-

This is like one of those bad contemporary Shakespeare plays put on by obnoxiously sad theater groups.

Click

The last part is kind of ruined because-

http://conservatives4palin.com/2011/05/rebecca-mansours-private-messages-the-inside-story.html?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter

It's not as much fun now. :\

Sherry Whitstine- Sex Machine?

Sherry Whitstine digs it

Is Sherry Whitstine of Alaska into degrading sex acts and all forms of wanton pleasure? Let's turn to the Biblez to find our answer-

Ezekiel 23 14-21
¹⁴ “But she carried her prostitution still further. She saw men portrayed on a wall, figures of Chaldeans^[a] portrayed in red, ¹⁵ with belts around their waists and flowing turbans on their heads; all of them looked like Babylonian chariot officers, natives of Chaldea.^{[b] 16} As soon as she saw them, she lusted after them and sent messengers to them in Chaldea. ¹⁷ Then the Babylonians came to her, to the bed of love, and in their lust they defiled her. After she had been defiled by them, she turned away from them in disgust. ¹⁸ When she carried on her prostitution openly and exposed her naked body, I turned away from her in disgust, just as I had turned away from her sister. ¹⁹ Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. ²⁰ There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. ²¹ So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled.^[c] Sounds like Sherry Whitstine to me.

Bertolli Finally Does Something Cool

at 4 minutes and 58 seconds-

You win. Perfect.

Everything You Need To Know

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Fuck Balls Confusion

http://dailycaller.com/2011/03/02/palin-first-amendment-should-not-protect-protesters-at-military-funerals/

http://www.teapartynation.com/forum/topics/sarah-palin-and-harry-reid-odd

http://conservatives4palin.com/2011/03/mental-breakdown-at-tea-party-nation.html

???

http://dailycaller.com/2011/03/03/palin-clarifies-statement-on-supreme-court-ruling-i-wasn't-calling-for-any-limit-on-free-speech/

Cool?

This is what happens when you spend 2 years of your life spouting oversimplified rhetoric & dumb, repetitive catchphrases. I'm flashing back to Dr. Fucking Laura and Rahm Fucking CreepyFishGuy.

PS- Stop trying to fit all your thoughts into one tweet (would be better if you stopped using twitter altogether) aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand try sitting down and shutting up some time. Not every current event needs your commentary.