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"…I'd seen Sarah drive off with little Piper—by law required to sit in a car seat—not even buckled, sprawled out on the back seat or climbing from the back to the front to sit on Todd's lap when he drove. We even had a photo of Piper in the back seat of their car after a drive of several hours, asleep on top of her unbuckled seatbelt and definitely not in the required child seat."
Ooga-booga!
:\ I used to sit on the floor of my mom's car and use the car seat as a platform to play with GI Joes. I'm not even going to mention all the times I've laid out on the back seat to nap during long vacation car trips (oh, wait...) + 1 pussy point.
Earlier during Palin's campaign to be the youngest and first female governor of Alaska, Bailey accused her of being "callous" about daughter Bristol after Sarah told him in an email: "Bristol's mad at me. Says this isn't fun. Too bad."
:\ Good. Bertolli is a mess that deserves nothing but scorn. + 1 pussy point.
Bailey writes about a doctored pornographic photograph being emailed to Palin's gubernatorial campaign account, with the candidate's head atop a nude body. Bailey quickly called Todd to relay his concern and writes that Todd's response was "Is it real?":\ Are you kidding me? Every single famous person in the world has photoshopped nude pictures of them. There is an entire subculture on the internet devoted entirely to faked nudie pics. Why the hell would you get worked up about something so stupid and (sadly) common? And what the fuck did you expect Todd to do about it, you fat asshole? Shut down the internet? + 10,000 pussy points -25,000 man points. +500 man points for Todd. +1,000 pimp points for Todd if that robe thing is true.
"He laughed in his quiet Todd-way and said, ‘Well she walks around the house with her robe open and with all those windows we have, well, you know…"
Bailey writes: "If it were my wife, faked X-rated photo or not, I'd be horrified. Todd? His was a Ha, ha, what-the-hell response. He seemed not to care much either way. When I assured him that it was probably a PhotoShopped job, that someone had taken her head and pasted it onto some Playmate of the Year's body, I felt as if I'd wasted words. Naked photos: not such a big deal."
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| <_< I only responsible for the EVIL lemon part of this photoshop >_> |
More from pussy frank and his enablers-
Bailey: Palin Blamed Me for Troopergate(baw poor you)You've definitely earned your maxi-pads, my friend. Wear them with pride, you sobbing puss-cake.
"Eventually I would learn this reaction was indicative of a beast inside Sarah Palin," he writes.
