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Lenny the Shark
*IdentityProtected* the Mechanic
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| "IdentityProtected!" |
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| "Boss? I'm kind of in the middle of something right now and..." "SHUT IT!" |
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| "Shit fuck blehck my car is broke! AGAIN! I need you to fix it right now!" |
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| "I keep trying to tell you that your car will keep crashing until you buy new brake lines, but.." "Just FIX it, Sponge! I haven't got TIME for your technical bullshit!" "What about the.." "FIX IT EGDFEGHVJDFFGSDFYNFU!" |
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| "Other people can hear you right now" |
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| "LOL which one my precious LENS wants a Bon-Bon?" |
ContinuedNext Day-
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| "IdentityProtected! It broke again!" "I'll get right on it, Boss" |
Next Day-
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| "IdentityProtected! It broke!" "You know I" "FIX IT!" |
Next Day-
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| "IdentityProtected! It broke again!" "Sigh" "FIX IT!" "I didn't even sa" "FIX!" |
Next Day-
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| "It crashed again!" "I'll get right on it, Boss. While we're on the subject; have you thought about buying new brake lines yet?" "You talking isn't getting my car fixed, Sponge! I'm going to tweet about this!" |
Two minutes Later-
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| "That wasn't so hard! Now if I could just convince her to do something about those pesky brake lines..." |
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| "Took you long enough, asshole! I need you to drive my sex partner and I to the local cinema!" "But I'm not..." "DRIVE!" |
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| "Absolutely not. With all due respect, I've had just about enough of your bull hooey, Boss. I will not move this unsafe vehicle one darn tootin inch." |
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| "YEPAGAPAHTELAWEPATIAHWKABLECK!" |
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| "I pay your fucking salary, Sponge! You'll do as I say! Now drive!" "Yes, Boss." |
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| *The obvious comes to pass* |
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| "I told you that this car needed new brake lines." "Graaaaaaaa!" |
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| "I'll stop this run away crazy train with my RrRrAaAaGgGgEeEe!" |
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| *Woosh* |
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| "Hey Boss, I don't think that's such a good" |
*Boosh*
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| "...idea." |
Epilogue-
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| Peace |
