I found out a major weapon in Tigger’s evil plan to have cats take over the world is a method to force humans to rub their bellies.
This website, Kitty Bellies, shows how they can force humans to rub their bellies by being so damn cute.
The only the liberal squirrel army are immune to this belly rubbing ploy.
Once they force you to rub their bellies they can quickly enslave you and force you put them on your lap and rub their ears. This can leave you powerless for hours on end in a trance-like happy state.
