Whenever the sun is out you can find cats soaking in the Solar Rays. It’s clear that part of the cat’s evil plan is to have us convert a large portion of our energy use to Solar Power.
These evil cats would have us spend a fraction of what we use to kill people in the Middle East to secure a continued supply of oil, and have us spend it on Solar Power instead.
Other Solar Power advocates are pointing that for the cost of just one of the supplemental spending bills (the oops we need more money than we expected requests) in the war in Iraq, we could power the cities of New York, Los Angeles, and Chicago by solar power.
Imagine the evil of having our three biggest cities run by clean renewable power instead of using that money to kill and bomb people.
In order to squash this evil plan I hide from the cats in the shower, knowing they hate hot water. Unfortunately it is too expensive for me to use the hot water heater to escape, so I had to build and Solar Hot Water heater to get free hot water.
With my homebuilt Solar Hot Water Heater I can foil Tigger’s evil plan of making us use Solar power to have our nation be energy independent.
