Roger Clinton: Drug Addict, Drug Dealer, Drunk
Billy Carter: Drunk, Whore for Libyan money, Had a fondness for pissing on airport runways
Joe Biden: Plagiarist
Ashley Biden: Coke fiend 
William Kennedy Smith: Sexual Deviant, Rapist.
Joseph Patrick Kennedy II: Sociopath, Whore for Venezuelan money, Responsible for Pam Kelley's paralysis
Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.: Heroin addict, Douche Bag
Joseph P. Kennedy, Sr. (The Patriarch): Anti-Semite, Nazi sympathizer, Financial Crook, Had his "retarded" daughter lobotomized
Ted Kennedy: Drunk, Responsible for the death of Mary Jo Kopechne,
Robert F. Kennedy: Got Big Brothers sloppy seconds
John F. Kennedy: Sex addict, Committed Adultery on numerous occasions, Abused several pain medications, Had Max "Dr. FeelGood" Jacobson on call 24/7 to shoot him full of several amphetamines
