The Flock

Triumph in the Face of Imaginary Adversity
by Levi Johnston & Rex "Pig Tits" Butler

Dedicated to Sherman "Tank" Jones

• Chapter 1- Growing Up Johnston
  

• Chapter 2- Learning That Mommy's Special Pills Aren't Candy

• Chapter 3- How to Pump Your Own Stomach
  

• Chapter 4- Brain Damage Inc.

• Chapter 5- Math Is Hard

• Chapter 6- Science Is for Fags
  

• Chapter 7- High School? Fuck That Shit!

• Chapter 8- Work? No Thanks, Asshole
  

• Chapter 9- The Johnston Way or How To Take Advantage Of Generosity
  

• Chapter 10- Tyra Banks Totally Digs Me

• Chapter 11- That Time Sarah Palin Told Me She Hoped Obama Would Get AIDS

• Chapter 12- Why I Should Star In D4: The Mighty Ducks
  

• Chapter 13- Emilio Estevez Is A Cutie

• Chapter 14- This Writing Shit Is Hard

• Chapter 15- That Time I Saw Sarah Palin Call Trig A Retard. I Swear!

• Chapter 16- This Is Where I Compare Myself To Jesus Christ
  

• Chapter 17- Are You Feeling Sympathy For Me Yet?

• Chapter 18- The Secret to Peace In The Middle East

• Chapter 19- The Curse of Scurvy

• Chapter 20- Can I Get Paid Now?